{"id":354,"date":"2018-01-05T13:31:11","date_gmt":"2018-01-05T06:31:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ieltsdoson.com\/?p=354"},"modified":"2018-01-05T13:31:11","modified_gmt":"2018-01-05T06:31:11","slug":"cuoi-aussie-grasshoppers-chau-chau-nuoc-uc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sss.edu.vn\/home\/cuoi-aussie-grasshoppers-chau-chau-nuoc-uc-ngoaingu-sunshine-sss-2edu.html","title":{"rendered":"C\u01b0\u1eddi: AUSSIE GRASSHOPPERS\u00a0&#8211; CH\u00c2U CH\u1ea4U N\u01af\u1edaC \u00daC"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>AUSSIE GRASSHOPPERS\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A Texas farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, &#8220;Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, &#8220;We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>When the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field, he asks, &#8220;And what the heck are those?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, &#8220;Don&#8217;t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>CH\u00c2U CH\u1ea4U N\u01af\u1edaC \u00daC<\/p>\n<p>M\u1ed9t n\u00f4ng d\u00e2n Texas (M\u1ef9) \u0111i ngh\u1ec9 \u1edf Australia.\u1ede \u0111\u00f3 \u00f4ng ta g\u1eb7p m\u1ed9t n\u00f4ng d\u00e2n \u00dac v\u00e0 b\u1eaft chuy\u1ec7n. Ng\u01b0\u1eddi \u00dac g\u00e2y ph\u00f4 tr\u01b0\u01a1ng b\u1eb1ng c\u00e1nh \u0111\u1ed3ng l\u00faa m\u00ec l\u1edbn c\u1ee7a m\u00ecnh v\u00e0 ng\u01b0\u1eddi Texas n\u00f3i: \u201d\u1ed2! Ch\u00fang t\u00f4i c\u00f3 nh\u1eefng c\u00e1nh \u0111\u1ed3ng l\u1edbn \u00edt nh\u1ea5t g\u1ea5p hai c\u00e1i n\u00e0y.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sau \u0111\u00f3 h\u1ecd d\u1ea1o quanh doanh tr\u1ea1i m\u1ed9t l\u00e1t, v\u00e0 ng\u01b0\u1eddi \u00dac ph\u00f4 tr\u01b0\u01a1ng \u0111\u00e0n gia s\u00fac. Ngay l\u1eadp t\u1ee9c ng\u01b0\u1eddi Texas n\u00f3i:\u201dCh\u00fang t\u00f4i c\u00f3 nh\u1eefng con th\u00fa s\u1eebng d\u00e0i l\u1edbn \u00edt nh\u1ea5t g\u1ea5p \u0111\u00f4i nh\u1eefng con b\u00f2 c\u1ee7a anh\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Khi ng\u01b0\u1eddi Texas th\u1ea5y m\u1ed9t \u0111\u00e0n Kangaroos nh\u1ea3y qua c\u00e1nh \u0111\u1ed3ng, \u00f4ng ta h\u1ecfi: \u201cV\u00e0 \u0111\u00f3 l\u00e0 nh\u1eefng con qu\u00e1i g\u00ec v\u1eady\u201d?<\/p>\n<p>Ng\u01b0\u1eddi \u00dac tr\u1ea3 l\u1eddi v\u1edbi m\u1ed9t n\u00e9t m\u1eb7t ho\u00e0i nghi:\u201dC\u00e1c \u00f4ng kh\u00f4ng c\u00f3 nh\u1eefng con ch\u00e2u ch\u1ea5u \u1edf Texas \u00e0?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AUSSIE GRASSHOPPERS\u00a0 A Texas farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, &#8220;Oh! We&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-truyencuoi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sss.edu.vn\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sss.edu.vn\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sss.edu.vn\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sss.edu.vn\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sss.edu.vn\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=354"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sss.edu.vn\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sss.edu.vn\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sss.edu.vn\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sss.edu.vn\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}